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Two Monkeys, Incorporated (a U. Family Enterprise) is pleased to announce that expansion plans begun approximately 37 weeks ago were successfully brought to completion this morning at 8:59 and 9:00 a.m. local time. Commensurate with this expansion is a change in name from Two Monkeys, Incorporated to Four Monkeys, Incorporated.
The two newest members of Team Monkey (to be known as Monkeys in Training) are Clementine Ruth U. who joined the team at 8:59 this morning, and Rex Challman U., who arrived at 9:00. Rex would like to point out that although he was a minute later, he is 1/4" inch taller at 19 1/2" so it took him just a little longer to arrive. Both Rex and Clementine arrived weighing 6 lbs 13 oz.
Greg U. (CoFounder and CFO) was pleased the expansion project was completed on time and within budget. Maribeth U. (CoFounder and COO) would like to point out that 2 X 6 lbs 13 oz = 14 pounds of baby!
Gus U. (VP: Chaos) commenced wild celebrating upon hearing the news. Mattson U. (VP: Mayhem) pointed excitedly and said BABY!!!
Clementine and Rex, perhaps a bit overwhelmed by it all, simply said....Waaaaaaaaaaa!
Management currently has no plans for further organic growth, but has not ruled out alternative means of future expansion.
U. Family Enterprises....established June 7, 2003.
I was privileged to meet the newest members recently and think the expansion project is a HUGE success! I look forward to future updates on company mayhem as the monkeys grow and the monkeys in training begin their monkey business.
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